Sean Connery Gets a Wrench Stuck Up His Anal Hole: The Movie: The Game

Sean Connery Gets a Wrench Stuck Up His Anal Hole: The Movie: The Game (SEANCON.WAD) is an episode-length joke WAD created by Smedis in 2014, who later said that "It's not a very good WAD and I made it impulsively while I was dehydrated and loopy from the heat outside."

Plot
Doomguy has sex with Jesus, who has disguised himself as, his waifu. When Jesus reveals himself and demands Doomguy's "sweet sweet fluids", Doomguy kills him. Doomguy then opens a trapped door that takes him to Hell, where he is confronted by the anus manglers. After escaping Hell, Doomguy finds Lum, who tells him that she has found a new husband and that she was the leader of the demons all along, leading Doomguy to kill both her and her new husband.

Levels

 * MAP01: I WILL SHOVE A RAKE UP YOUR ANUS
 * MAP02: DOOP DE FUCKING DOO
 * MAP03: LED ZEPPLIN MURDERED MY HAMPSTER
 * MAP04: yeah
 * MAP05: ANUS MANGLERS
 * MAP06: MY WIFE IS A FUCKING WHORE
 * MAP07: THE ENDING OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Soundtrack

 * MAP01:
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 * MAP07:
 * Intermission screen: